Best Joke Give away!

[AsianMan]

Hey guys MrSquinty here Today I want u guys to give me ur best joke! Make me laugh!!! The best joke in my opinion will recieve FREE Mutton Chops For Soldier!! please only 3 entries = 3 jokes

heres how u will do it

Joke:
Then place ur steam profile url right below ur joke enjoy guys!


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[iidoctorii]

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?

[AsianMan]

LOL!! Thats a good one doctor

[Fallen578]

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"


http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198055468415

[AsianMan]

LOL that blonde is a dumbass LOL

[Fallen578]

Yes she is xD Asian have you added me on steam? I'd like to play with you some time.

[AsianMan]

Sure ill add u

[Fallen578]

yay!

[steventeddy]

A World War II pilot is reminiscing before school children about his days in the air force. (Joke best delivered with a good thick accent)

"In 1942," he says, "the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force. I remember, " he continues, "one day I was protecting the bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these fokkers appeared.

(At this point, several of the children giggle.)

I looked up, and right above me was one of them. I aimed at him and shot him down. They were swarming. I immediately realized that there was another fokker behind me."

At this instant the girls in the auditorium start to giggle and boys start to laugh. The teacher stands up and says, "I think I should point out that 'Fokker' was the name of the German-Dutch aircraft company"

"That's true," says the pilot, "but these fokkers were flying Messerschmidts."

here ya go

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198040147291

[IsAnIdiot]

That was the joke i told you steve. anyways...

Two hikers, Hank and Bob were out in the forest. Suddenly, a snake appears out of nowhere and bites Hank on his testicles! "Quick! Call a doctor!" he said. Bob pulled out his cell phone called a local venom specialist. "Help, my buddy got bit by a snake! What should I do?!" "Well, i'm too far to be of much help, as the local snakes have a potent poison," The good doctor said. "But sucking on the snake bite may save your friend." Bob put down the phone and Hank asked, "Well, how did it go?" And Bob said, "You're gonna die Hank, you're gonna die."

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198008415930/

I can give more if you want...much much more...